A slight setback at the Home Depot last saturday...

I practically severed one of my favorite digits will cutting a bit of scrap wood. The handle of the saw broke, creating a nifty guilotine-like device. When I asked one of the helpful orange aproned helper-monkeys for a band-aid he grudgingly complied without looking up from his vitally important phone call. I stood and bled until a gruesome pool of blood gathered at the service desk then I bought a hotdog and left. Take that Home Depot!