My plan for a stress-free holiday season:
MURDER!
posted by Mr. King at 12:25 PM
Wednesday, November 30, 2005
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9 Comments:
The cleverest part was where you murdered him five years in the past (or maybe you made the headstone in 'aught-nil, but it's taken you this long to do the deed).
Are you getting FDC the pony he asked for this year?
Or the liver transplant?
xoxo Rev. Jack
A pony liver.
Did you kill Santa for his liver?
Five years ago?
Why, whatever do you mean?
It's always good to have a spare liver...just in case.
xoxo Rev. Jack
I killed Santa for his pants! My ass comes alive in red velvet and ermine!
Did you outsource that nifty Photoshop job on Santa's tomb to FDC?
FDC is taking photoshop classes at night as a condition of his parole. Yes.
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