Monday, November 21, 2005
About Me
- Name: Mr. King
- Location: Chicago, Illinois
Athletic build, chiseled features, laughing blue eyes, the works!
Previous Posts
- Set phasers on "Stunning!"
- Magic in a Minute as seen on cops!
- How do you know when Eric Johnson has been in your...
- LTD EDITION UPSIDE DOWN MAGIC KIT
- Does anyone remember my old roomate Andy?
- It seems a shame to carve these beauties!
- LOCAL MAN APPEARS AS EXTRA IN SYNDICATED COMIC STRIP
- Well, I'm off to Jeff Busch's baby shower this Sat...
- Here is what the voices in my head are bothering m...
- Hey motherfucker! What time is it in Tokyo-izzle?
10 Comments:
Finally, a reasonably priced companion!
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I can't believe Dr. Sardonic hasn't chimed in with "Why don't you just invite Johnson over?"
FDC
What's wrong? Has Sardonic's ball of yarn begun to feel so neglected that he must resort to taunts?
Since, as has been documented on this very blog, FDC isn't in possession of the password for his own login, to whom pray tell are you responding above, Mr. Dryesdale?
What taunts? I'm confused. I knew I shouldn't have mixed Nyquil with cheap scotch.
I'm responding to fdc. He has a password but cannot make changes to his blog because his coal powered Apple 2 computer is at odds with today's modern blogging. Nevertheless, he seems obsessed with currying either your favor or scorn.
Nyquil and cheap scotch?
My grandfather had a saying about that:
Lips that touch wine
Shall never touch mine
But lips that touch Nyquil and cheap scotch
May go right to my...
Hmm that seems somewhat inappropriate now that I hear it again.
Hmm..
Now you put together monkeys, cheap scotch and wine, well hey; add "Bill & Mac Kings Magic in a Minute" upside down suitcase and that's a good time. We'll have to save the
Nyquil for Dr. Sardonic of course; he's "down with the syrup."
FDC
New post! You have ceased to amuse me with your tired animatronic monkey.
I demand entertainment!
FDC: I thought the syrup thing was our little secret.
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