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Wednesday, January 25, 2006
My new favorite term...Muffin Top!
It refers to the image achieved with equal measuments of belly shirt and tight low-rise pants. I suppose it could also refer to rugged outdoorsy gentlemen whose lives are so full as to prohibit the occasional workout.
Ubermilf, Sonny is logging on as me to start trouble. In the years I've known him it's what he does best (well, next to being a jackass) If I want to start trouble with you it will be much more articulate... I mean uh..better. Yeah.
That said; I would suck Courtney Loves douchebag like noboby's business.
I'll resume my 'churlishness' when Mr. Importantness resumes his 'girlishness'. What's going on with this blog; is he dead...incarcerated...shot by the VP?
18 Comments:
Who wants a topless muffin?
No discerning muffin man! That's fer shure!
Muffins or cupcakes. One or the other, strumpet.
FDC
I believe you mean crumpet.
you will
FDC called me a strumpet!
This from a guy who would drink Courtney Love's douchebag to get his drunk on.
I didn't mean to be that harsh to FDC. I just like saying "Courtney Love's douchebag."
And I love you for saying it!
Ubermilf,
Sonny is logging on as me to start trouble. In the years I've known him it's what he does best (well, next to being a jackass) If I want to start trouble with you it will be much more articulate... I mean uh..better. Yeah.
That said; I would suck Courtney Loves douchebag like noboby's business.
FDC
Shut up you... I mean me,,, I mean you! Gad! I need a drink... gluglugluglug...
What the hell? It's February.
What's your problem, Muffin Top?
I'm working in squaresville right now. I'll be back bigger than ever real soon
And a bigger square than ever I'm sure. Now go "hang your curtain rod" on ubermilf and bring me some bourbon, you!
Goodday,
FDC
FDC, with your churlish behavior toward women, it's no wonder you aren't offered membership in the LGS.
You can't see me, but I am looking at you in quite a haughty manner right now.
I've stopped looking at you now.
Feel free to resume your churlishness.
I'll resume my 'churlishness' when Mr. Importantness resumes his 'girlishness'. What's going on with this blog; is he dead...incarcerated...shot by the VP?
FDC
ha! that's funny.
It's high time for you to get off the floor and inhale some paczkis, my good man!
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