My new favorite term...Muffin Top!

It refers to the image achieved with equal measuments of belly shirt and tight low-rise pants. I suppose it could also refer to rugged outdoorsy gentlemen whose lives are so full as to prohibit the occasional workout.

Perhaps I overstated my injury.

The previous image was merely meant to serve as an example of the pain that I might have endured if the injury had been a tad worse.

A slight setback at the Home Depot last saturday...

I practically severed one of my favorite digits will cutting a bit of scrap wood. The handle of the saw broke, creating a nifty guilotine-like device. When I asked one of the helpful orange aproned helper-monkeys for a band-aid he grudgingly complied without looking up from his vitally important phone call. I stood and bled until a gruesome pool of blood gathered at the service desk then I bought a hotdog and left. Take that Home Depot!

I've retooled during my hiatus...

Welcome Mr. Importantavos. He bravely wrestles with the toughest topics of the day!

My apologies for my lack in blogging...

... I've been busy sitting for my yearly portrait.

When "manscaping" do as I do!

Keep it simple and elegant!

This year I resolve to turn this Mother OUT!

With more Biggie and less Jiggy!