Set phasers on "Stunning!"
posted by Mr. King at 1:51 PM
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
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8 Comments:
Are you wearing a girdle? And what's on your head?
This is all very confusing and disturbing.
Oooh, my word verification is sexepnk
Sexy Punk. Oh, yeah.
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NO, IT'S NOT A GIRDLE!
The technical term is Gastro-band. Everyone in the Galactic Federation of Super-Hunks is required... wait a minute! I don't have to explain myself to you! I'm a highly decorated veteran of the Moon Wars!
The boob helmet brings out the pink in my eyes!
I just hope that helmet has been laboratory-tested in case FDC spots you in that outfit.
Not to worry. The hemet was greased so that he simply beads and runs off.
oh my god, that Gastro-band™ has tucked your package up and away! Mayday! Mayday!
Fear not dear ladies. The King "junk" is safely tucked "back & up"... Rupaul style!
I've worn that helmet on the back of the Deathmobile, and I'll wear it again.
And yes, It's a tit.
FDC
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